Really good Elephant jokes are hard to find. I finally chose this one so I could get back to sleep.
A man has an elephant that is getting too expensive to feed, so he puts an ad in the paper for a 50/50 contest. 20 dollars to enter, and if you can make the elephant jump, you win half the pot. Many people try but nobody can do it.
A few months later, the remaining money is gone and the elephant owner needs to raise funds again. He announces another contest, this time the objective is to get the elephant to shake his head yes and no. Once again many people show up and fail, then the caddy guy shows up again. He pays his money, goes to the trunk, gets the bat and walks up to the elephant.
He asks the elephant “you remember me?” Elephant shakes his head yes. Guy shows him the bat and asks “want this again?” Elephant shakes his head no.
This joke really needs a closing line. Feel free to make suggestions.
Until next time.