How long was Mr. Coffee sentenced? Is his jail even still in operation or became a museum?
Funny how they would throw you in prison for not having money. that solved a lot of problems. (unless they had slave labor)
Unless you spend your time in the woods.
“Hey, Kathy. Long time no see.” “Same to you, Mitzi.” “Hey, girls. what about me, Suzie, and the other two female dolphins who played Flipper?”
We get Cohn Joffee.
I never knew bankruptcy was a crime.
I would’ve thought people spend more time than that on the toilet. Or at least females do.
Time spent before 50, .4 years. Time spent after 50, 1 year!
Do I detect a self-portrait?
If you have a high fiber diet you spend less time per day on the toilet but you live more days, so it evens out in the end.
Researchers also believe that dolphins converse via bubbles…
The years on the toilet statistic varies in direction proportion to the amount of Taco Bell consumed. Fact.
Bankruptcy usually meant debts and unpaid debts usually meant debtor’s prison. Penury wasn’t a crime but it became a crime if you owed money and couldn’t pay. Can’t pay off debt if you’re in prison, yadda, yadda, yadda. Catch 22. Cue the highwaymen robbers.
Re: King’s “The Green Mile”. Wasn’t John Coffee (spelled like the drink) the mystic death row prisoner’s name?
I think the toilet time is increased among the people I work with. It seems that potty time is also text/online time. I’m 59 and when I have to go, I have to go NOW! I’ve had to wait, legs crossed, while each stall has someone in there playing on their phones (only using the toilet as a chair). Drives me nuts!
Well, if anyone knew the flaws of a jail for escaping, it would’ve been Coffee.
Think how much reading you can do in 1.4 years.
Hi Doll !
My time is longer because that’s where I usually read GoComics and all the nutty comments.
If you travel much to foreign countries you can add another 2.5 years…