Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 03, 2015
Man: This is Haywire's car, but there's nobody in it! Just a pack of half-eaten combos! Man 2: He's trying to trick us into leaving our posts to go look for him. It ain't gonna work! Man: You smell something? I mean besides those combos? Man 2: Gas? Voice 1: I did not see that comin'! Voice 2: Those combos smell even worse barbecued!