Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 02, 2015
Voice: This is where the mysterious Mr. Woeful is holding Breezy? Voice 2: Yup. He wants to exchange Breezy for the blood diamonds. It's villainy 101. Rip Haywire: Take the blood diamonds to the sheriff and tell her to meet me here. Cobra Carson: Done, if you'll quit bringing out the good side I wasn't aware I had. Man: Car comin' Mr. Woeful. Man 2: Kill Haywire and the redhead. Rip Haywire: Dammit, Woeful, I'm a doctor. Not a murderer. Breezy: You've been waiting years to use that line. Haven't you?