Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 01, 2015
Rip Haywire Narrator: After nearly drowning Rip wakes up in a jungle hut! Rip Haywire: I had a friend with me... where... Woman: It was just you and your chin when we found you. Rip Haywire: Who lives in that palace? Woman: We were forbidden to speak about that. But if you follow my Twitter account, I can DM you the info! You are going to find your missing woman friend, haole? Sigh, I have 15 lovely granddaughters Rip Haywire: I'm sure they're too old for me. Now, to find my dog! AAAWW-AH-AH-AH-HA! TNT, quit hiding and get your backside up here, pronto! Pronto! Pronto! TNT: SETTLE DOWN! I hope you brought bacon back from your brush with death, unlike last time! Meanwhile Man: We are prepared to kill the Pirate Queen for you, master. Tahiti Jones: Sweet- is this one as ugly as the others? Master wants a peep! EGAD! She's no unsightly wench. She's, she's... To be continued.