Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 25, 2015
Breezy: Rip, you've got to learn how to hold abandoned babies! Support his head! Rip Haywire: Breezy, if you know how, why aren't you holding him? Breezy: No reason. Rip Haywire: Oh, I can smell the reason. Breezy: Hopefully there's an abandoned diaper bag around here somewhere!