Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 24, 2015
Rip Haywire: An abandoned baby in the jungle? Where's Sally Struthers when you need her? Breezy: Maybe he's being raised by apes? Like a Tarzan situation? Rip Haywire: I was at least 2 before my parents let me wander around in feral pig-infested jungle by myself! Breezy: One time I flew home and forgot my passenger on the side of a volcano... he was not happy. Hold him while I have to look around. Rip Haywire: What is this, opposite day?