Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 19, 2014
Rodeo Jones: Take it easy on my leg, you lummox! I broke it fighting villains that you couldn't handle! Rip Haywire: Too bad your jaw isn't broken instead. Narrator: Rip has rescued his rival, local lawjerk Rodeo Jones Rodeo Jones: Why you.... Rip Haywire: Simmer down, Rodeo... I've got hard words to say... (ka-gulp!) Cobra's in the hospital... hurt bad. I'm here because she needs you... she... loves you. Rodeo your leg! I can drive you to the hospital! TNT: Let him go, Rip! After being trapped in a mine with no shower. We'd be smelling Rodeo for months.