Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rodeo Jones: Take it easy on my leg, you lummox! I broke it fighting villains that you couldn't handle! Rip Haywire: Too bad your jaw isn't broken instead. Narrator: Rip has rescued his rival, local lawjerk Rodeo Jones Rodeo Jones: Why you.... Rip Haywire: Simmer down, Rodeo... I've got hard words to say... (ka-gulp!) Cobra's in the hospital... hurt bad. I'm here because she needs you... she... loves you. Rodeo your leg! I can drive you to the hospital! TNT: Let him go, Rip! After being trapped in a mine with no shower. We'd be smelling Rodeo for months.
Chrisdiaz801 over 9 years ago
Rodeo is experiencing the power of love, for about seven minutes, tops, due to his bad leg..
cdward over 9 years ago
Wow, it seems he actually does care for Cobra.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
I still cannot see what Cobra sees in that clown. I’m with TNT on this one.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Maybe they’ll fumigate him when he limps into the hospital.
B LeCren over 9 years ago
After yesterday and today, proof that Slim Jims rot your brain…
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
KA-Hop to it, Rodeo!
stuartj12 over 9 years ago
I hope I’m wrong, but doesn’t this seem like the strip is coming to an end? Rip is married and going to be a father (again) and Cobra is either going to die or recover and be with that other idiot.
Jck123 over 9 years ago
Hey, we still have to see how a baby bump looks on Breezy !
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
It’s amazing how Rodeo always thinks he can take Rip on.Rip should just knock him out and tie him to the top of the car like a buck on Hunting Season.
DorianKTB over 9 years ago
Ugh! Rodeo and Cobra are the perfect pair (of idiots), but it’s kinda sweet that they really love each other, I guess!
Veridian over 9 years ago
Ok, I haven’t been here in a coupla months so it took me a bit to get up to Speed. Rip and Breezy are Expecting, Cobra and Rodeo Jones are Kanoodling, Evil Grammy is in hiding, Sooo…lotsa upheaval and cliffhanger-like threads to be resolved (or, NOT) before years end then. I guess we’ll see what happens. Unless, of Course it Happens on a Sunday…..In Any Case, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all you Hooligans out there.