Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 01, 2014
Breezy: Good news, Rip! I found a town just down the mountain! Maybe I can get medicine for your injuries there! Rip Haywire: A gallon of Jim Beam and a bag of leeches are the only medicine I need! Breezy: But we are stranded in the middle of who-knows-where... I could be walking into a badger's nest of trouble, for all we know! You're not going to talk me out of this? Rip Haywire: Why would I do that? This is your chance to have some fun!