Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 19, 2014
Rip Haywire: I don't like Breezy cozying up to this injured, handsome stranger. Something smells funny, and it's not just his cologne! Uncle Spur: A good Sheriff is only jealous of one thing, boy, Wyatt Earp's whiskers! Rip Haywire: Jealous? I don't know what you're.... Uncle Spur: Don't try to deny it. You're greener than Ed Begly Jr's house! Well, if this drifter is on the level, then we've got a real dangerous hombre on the loose. Rip Haywire: I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. Uncle Spur: Who likes to murder handsome men... EGADS! I could be next!