Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 24, 2014
Rip Haywire: This is Sheriff Ripscoe P. Haywire. Pull over before I smash you into villain jelly! Huh, the DMV was right. If you can't see the wheels of the vehicle in front of you... you're too close... Highwayman: Kill him! Or don't bother coming back to the gang. Man: Sheesh, and I thought by getting my G.E.D. this kinda work would stop.