Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 25, 2014
Rip Haywire: Outta the way, goon. It's your boss in the ugly hat I want! Man: If you want him, you gotta get through me first. Rip Haywire: Ugh. And I don't think you can! You hit like a high school dropout... are you sure you got your G.E.D? Man: Poke the bear, lawman, Poke the bear.