Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 08, 2014
Man 1: That's the new Sheriff out there! He's probably here to quash our thuggery! Man 2: Let's roll out the welcome wagon! Man 1: Ha! That'll teach him to approach us in his truck at night when we can only see his headlights. Man 2: He's so stupid, he's making us look smart!