Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 07, 2014
Rip Haywire: Our missing person's best friend might have some answers! Hmm- bad-guy cars in the driveway... its time to do some lurking! Man: Flapjack said you were holding his winnings. The highwayman wants a taste! Man 2: I said I would! Now stop pummeling me! Man 3: One more to knock the lice out of your beard! Wait, something stinks! IT's the sheriff's truck! It always reeks of stale funyuns! Man 2: Sorry, that's probably just my beard.