Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 09, 2013
While trying to track down Breezy and her uncle, who have been kidnapped, Rip runs afoul of the law! Sheriff: Listen, Chizno, I wear the star in starlight. You better be gone before I count to three if you'd like to keep your face! One... TNT: You never let anyone count to three, you know. Rip Haywire: I was a nightmare in pre-school.