Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 09, 2013

Ka-konked him good! Or is that well?

Now there’s a Ka-Konk I can respect!!! Hope theres more in the future!!

Uh, Rip? When Dutch told you your head was your most formidable weapon, are you sure that’s what he meant?

It is a little-known fact that Rip’s great-grandfather was, in fact, a Feegle.Don’t ask about the courtship. It was odd.

this is the way it’s done you just use what you can to get er done. you don’t think about it you use what is available. One time I was locked up rolling around on the ground with a guy and I put my index finger IN (YES in) his eye and tried to rip it out. Guess what happened next? ….. He put his finger (even though I do not know which one) in my eye and tried to do the same to me. we were on the ground (I was on my left side) a head butt to the nose then a knee to the strike zone then it was over as quick as it began. my left eye was blood shot red for days. This guy (Jessie) and I became pals. chalk another one up for experience.

Ka-Konk! Good one… I hate it when pesky lawmen get in the way of a damsel in distress story…

I head ka-Konked the sheriff but I did not ka-Konk the deputy just does have the same ring to it. Oh well.

Don’t you just love how Rip is so hard-headed?

What – you want Shakespeare with your comics? (I’m smiling :-)-Anyway, time to get that nasty sheriff into a cell with a couple of outlaw bikers.

Still laughing over “I was a nightmare in pre-school!”