Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 19, 2013
Mama: Breezy has to return the tiki! Did the "Brady Bunch" Hawaiian episode tech us nothing? Rip: Don't worry, mama luau! I'll find Breezy. Master: So Breezy has the tiki! And mama said I should have dropped out of eavesdropping class! How will I find her? ... She's unaccountably in love with that Haywire lug. He's my ticket to the tiki! Rip: First stop, "chop chop charters," driver. Hey, why's it smell like cheap brandy and evil in here? Driver: Um, uh, sorry, I had a Moe's burrito for lunch.