Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 09, 2013
Rip Haywire Rip: TNT, I was right in the middle of telling a very gripping story about my mom! This goon doesn't care about how we met. TNT: Let's see, this lug was bumbling around Kodiak island when he was about to become a rip-eye steak for a bear. That is until I came to the rescue! I leapt in front of Rip, who was quivering behind a tree! I led with a right and then a hard left paw! Ruining what was already a disgraceful set of chompers. Pow! I was a possessed puppy! Nobody was goin' to hurt that helpless lad! Not on my watch! I hurt him so bad - there was a wishing well nearby that the grizzly slumped over to and wished he was never born.