Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2013
Breezy: Rip, are you going to be all right? Rip: It's not the first time my true love has turned against me and everything I stand for. Breezy: If you need somebody to talk to. And fall in love with! I'm here. Rip: I'd rather have somebody to punch. Sigh. Cobra threw me into a tiger pit, just to see if I would survive. Women like that don't come along every day! Breezy: I thought love was about compassion and respect. Rip: Sheesh, did you grow up in a "precious moments" factory?