Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 19, 2013
TNT: So Cobra really doesn't know it's you piloting this ship, Rip? Rip: Have you heard my pirate accent? I'm better than Daniel Day-Lewis! TNT: OK, just remember that we're here to stop her. She tried to feed us to tigers, remember! Rip: That? It was her first day on the job - everybody makes mistakes. TNT: She sure sleeps good for somebody who mistakenly killed the love of her life. Rip: Probably still in shock!