Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 15, 2013
Rip: I can't believe Cobra and her pirates tried to feed me to tigers! That was my best pair of Jordache! Radio: Captain, the queen is ready to shove off - Captain: Okey-dokey. Radio: I'm sorry, what? Captain: Sigh. Arrr. Rip: These duds aren't extra strapping, but they'll do.Hmm. I think I got a plan. TNT: Does it include wearing that hat? Cuz I'm not dressing up like tennille.