Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 12, 2013
Rip: Dad's dying grossly! We've got to get him help. (snort) Doctor: The village across breathless basin has the medicine! The back road will get us there! Just keep driving! Rip: How's Dutch? Can you make him at least smell better? (sniffle) Doctor: He says your wussy driving will kill him before the blood poisoning does! Do these two ever stop? Cobra: Only when they're both unconscious.