Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 11, 2013
Jefe: The prisoners! They're gone! Guard: Look at the bright side, Jefe! We can keep their security deposit! Rip and his family have just escaped from a south american jail! Jefe: How did this happen? Guard: It was the big lug, with the helicopter and the chin like and angry mongoose! Jefe: How is it that you have not killed this man, Frederico? Guard: I believe I have what the gringos refer to as "the yips." Meanwhile... Rip: Hang on, dad! I'll pull you out of this! (sniffle) Doctor: He said to stop driving like a 90-year-old nun! Dutch: Mumble mumble.