Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 10, 2012
Dutch: Rip, I just got word from sources. Your mother and skull have vanished without a trace! What happened? Rip: I can't remember! Maybe I blew everyone up, Dutch? That would be good, right? Dutch: Rip, this could be very important - where are skull and your mother? She still owes me alimony! Rip: It's just a black spot in my mind, dad! Something bad happened! Even the mention of skull sends piercing waves of pain through every heart-healthy fiber of my being! It's driving me mad! Dutch: Gaaaaaahhhhh! Fawn: You're going to ask him again, aren't you? Dutch: Just as soon as he gets out of that fetal position.