Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 07, 2012
Goon: Sir, Rip Haywire just charted a plane-destination unknown. Radio: Code Magenta! I repeat code magenta! Lady: I warned him what would happen if he left the Polynesian islands! Make the call. Two fist canyon: G.U.N.S. headquarters. Man: Captain Fenway pah-kah he-ah. Phone: I was supposed to be connected with Fenway Parker. Fetch me him now, Rube! Man: That's bizaah, hon. 'Cuz that's what I said - Fenway pah-kah.