Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 09, 2012
Two-fist canyon: G.U.N.S. headquarters. Parker: Captain Fenway Pah-Kah - Phone: Haywire has left Polynesia, Parker. Parker: Haywi-ah! I hat that do-right more than I hate Rog-ah Clemens! Phone: I want him alive Parker! This is more important than an A.L. wild card race! Parker: When are yah gonna fah-get that bum, doll, and get with old Fenway? Phone: I'm a Yankees fan, anyway. Parker: Well, I knew you were evil, honey, but I nevah knew how much until right now.