Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 20, 2012
Mano: What do you mean you freed the sacrificial prisoners!? Man: Popokitty told us to! Louise: What's it all mean, mano? Mano: It means somebody is suckering our suckers, Louise. We put all the gold on their boat! We'll have to kill them or else I won't be able to spend all the gold on you, baby. Louise: I'll get the village gun. Meanwhile Cobra: Double-time it to the boat! I've got a feeling our luck is going to run out! Rip: I can't double-time anything with obese-cliff on my back! Popokitty: Mew.