Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 11, 2012
Rip: Hmm. What kinda nutbird island is this? And where are Cobra and TNT? A sign in Polynesian: 'beware! stay out!' Well, they obviously don't mean me. I'm really outgoing and make friends easily. Another sign: "we'll split yer head like a pineapple if you come any farther." Ha! My head's way harder than a pineapple!