Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 10, 2012
Rip: Are you guys still mad at me? Cuz nothin' says "sorry" like corn bread waffles! Stretch! Guys? What's this? Blood!? Looks like somebody did a tango with my little sugar bullet and she fired back. Looks like they were dragged this way - Fists - we got a job to do. And it ain't eatin' waffles! Crack-crack!