Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 26, 2011
TNT: It's midnight - are you ready to say, "ahoy!" to danger, Rip? Rip: Speaking of danger - bliss kissed me and I kissed her back. TNT: What the what? Rip: Bliss is strong, smart, non-backstabbing - how could I turn those lips away?!? TNT: And the problem is? Rip: Cobra! She's the jalapeno in my salsa of life! TNT: So you're feeling guilty about your on again/off again ex who would throw you to the wolves if it suited her fancy? Rip: Hey, to be fair, she knows I love fighting wolves.