Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 27, 2011
Rip: The romantic feelings I'm having for Bliss will have to take a backseat to my on true love - danger. Bliss: I'm ready, Rip! See you soon, Maple! Maple: Woof! Rip: Speaking of romance - I can't help but notice maple seems quite spellbound by you, you scamp. TNT: How could she resist, Ripster? Once any female Fido sees my silky mane blowing in the wind, they melt like country crock in my shapely paws.