Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 28, 2011
Bliss: We're getting close, Rip! I can smell pirate from three counties over! Rip: We'll stop the engine and drift, Bliss. It's quieter than a theater showing a Rob Schneider movie! Look! Boats! Bliss: Vulcan nerve pinch me! Anything to shut me up! I talk when I'm nerv - Jack: Sorry to break up your 2-person spin-the-bottle game, but I believe you have something I want, Mrs. Benson. Bliss: Rive Jack! There's a little thing called privacy, you creep!