Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 29, 2011
Jack: Tsk. Tsk. Bliss, your lame attempts to get past me are equal only to Wile. E. Coyote's attempts to catch the road runner. Tsk. Tsk. And hiring a soldier who bums around the globe looking for danger? - He seems to be better at kissing than his job. Tsk. Tsk. Rip: How'd you know when we would be here? Jack: Ms. Cobra Carson sends her regards, Mr. Haywire. Rip: Sweet Bonnie McBack - stab!