Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 16, 2011
Rip: Hang on, everybody! These rapids are going to be very brisk! Cobra: I just got that! Goon: Forsake this! This job is worse than being Lindsay Lohan's publicist! RJ: The goons gave up! TNT: Ha! Looks like they are rapidly fleeing! Cobra: I'll face death with you - but I will not be party to bad puns! TNT: Oh, but you'll laugh at Rip's lame joke! Rip: Hey, that killed at open mic at the adventurers club!