Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 17, 2011
Rip: Cut water, gang! Look out for those jagged rocks! TNT: My life just passed before my eyes! I forgot I yacked up jell-o cheesecake back in '05! Rip: We survived the class-4 rapids! Cobra: Which reminds me, I have to register RJ for school! RJ: Dang it! Rip: Don't I always tell you when you travel Haywire-style, there's nothing to fear!