Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 11, 2010
Rip: Thank you for letting us stay with you until we fix up the big cactus, Fawn. Fawn: Yer welcome, Rip. Rip, I didn't want to mention this in front of the rest of your family, but we're in more danger than we let on. There was another rancher who didn't sell - he disappeared like your local blockbuster video. You strike me as a man who doesn't scare easy. Rip: I don't, but you either killed TNT or he's doin' really slow snow angels.