Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 10, 2010
Fawn: The man who burned down your place is a mystery to everyone in big whoop canyon. We call him Mr. Blank. He moved into town and bought up everythin' anonymously - everythin' except the big cactus and our place. Pop: He's had his men threaten us, too, except fawn here ran 'em off with he sawed-off shotgun. Rip: Was it opposite day when you named her Fawn?