Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 18, 2010
Rip and Cobra have just found out RJ has been kidnapped... when suddenly! Cobra: What do we do, Rip? Rip: Don't look, but in that cafe across the street is 'Jones', our man who took RJ. Cobra: Hey! - You frappuccino - drinkin' son of a - Rip: What part of "don't look" didn't you understand?! Cobra: Less blaming, more chasing!