Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 17, 2010
Rip: After you. Cobra: Yes sir, Mr. By-the-book. Rip: We're here to start paperwork for the boy who came in yesterday. Clerk: There wasn't anyone brought in yesterday. Rip: The social service man's name was Jones. Clerk: I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any agents named Jones. Slam! Clerk: What was that? Cobra: That, darling, was a man who just threw away the book.