PreTeena by Allison Barrows for May 03, 2012

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    The Nihilist  almost 12 years ago

    Her final ‘diet’ was the only one that ever makes sense – ‘put down the fork and go for a walk’. Occam’s razor – simpler is always better…

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    wvhappypappy  almost 12 years ago

    And while you’re walking… when you come to a fork in the road…take it!

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    orz  almost 12 years ago


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    Plods with ...™  almost 12 years ago

    Three page diet book. 1. Eat Less2. Exercise more.3. Repeat if necessary.

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    sjsczurek  almost 12 years ago

    Fork-eat me not!

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    tigre1  almost 12 years ago

    I don’t care if you eat like a hog.We all die anyway.

    Butt don’t ALSO want to be sexy. You gotta have a waist at the VERY least.

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    Piksea Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I’ve always said the best diet is “walk more, chew less”

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    WaitingMan  almost 12 years ago

    I’m 45 pounds down from my highest weight. My diet? The “stop eating so much food you fat slob” diet. Didn’t change anything I ate or the amount of exercise I did. Just ate less.

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    isthereanybodyoutthere  almost 12 years ago

    Clark, do a little research first, there is a particular enzyme necessary for the function of the human brain that is only found in meat. You will do better to eat meat. Look both ways b4 u cross the street, otherwise people will probably get hurt. It is bad that any1 would get hurt. it is soooooooo regrettable that onley those who do not look both ways b4 crossing the street are not the only 1’s hurt. Prov 24:11-12

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    neatslob Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Prov 24:11-12 is actually about rescuing those in danger. There is a lot of wisdom in Proverbs, but I guarantee nothing about looking both ways before crossing a street.

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    MadYank  almost 12 years ago

    Vegans are determined to stop people eating meat. It doesn’t MATTER how many facts you present to them – they will stop at nothing in their efforts.However, night Gaunt and isthereoutthere are correct that you DO need meat, but you DON’T need as much of it as we eat here in America. Humans are EVOLVED as omnivores; we NEED LOSTS of animal protein as babies and children (relatively speaking) in order to grow proper brain cells, and we need a much smaller amount (again, relatively speaking) to MAINTAIN that brain power. We cn get that animal protein from fish, we don’t HAVE to eat beef, pork, or poultry. But beef and pork have the HIGHEST CONCENTRATION per ounce of the necessary protein and other nutrients.I don’t LIKE it that those are the facts; but I like the idea of being STUPID even less, so I’ll keep eating dead cows and pigs.End of story.

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