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Pickles by Brian Crane for May 26, 2019

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    At that age, Earl hasn’t your “get-up-and-go” gotten up and went?

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    Sky_Shachaq  6 months ago

    You need caffeine Earl. Better have a Jolt Cola.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  6 months ago

    “Bold, Devil-may-care bravado”? (I could go for a 7Up, Sprite, or Sierra Mist personally.)

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    David Huie Green  6 months ago

    “That WAS my second choice.”

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    Barrington Womble  6 months ago

    Diet Coke is the worst, but caffeine free? Forget it.

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    Z51 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Cold water tastes better! And it is habit forming

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    “My get up and go got up and went”!

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    dadoctah  6 months ago

    “Yes, I’d like some get up and go. And while you’re up, bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.”

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    EcurbYkspohs  6 months ago

    Well drink the fluid Earl……then you will have to get up and go !

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    cubswin2016  6 months ago

    I do not think that Earl could handle any oomph.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Earls is having one of those days….doesn’t know what he really wants….maybe if Opal lit a fire under his……

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    lesliematyas  6 months ago

    living dangerous , that earl

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    flemmingo  6 months ago

    Mountain Dew will do ya!

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    Diat60  6 months ago

    I sympathize with Earl, sometimes I can spend an hour just waiting for the “get up” to kick in. “Go” takes longer.

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    YatInExile Premium Member 6 months ago

    When somebody asks me if I need anything, I say “I need to earn a living without having to work.”

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    Leojim  6 months ago

    Diet soda = chemical soup!

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    Bonita Voigt Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sounds like Earl needs the caffeine!

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    whenlifewassimpler  6 months ago

    Oh Earl I am right there with you….

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    ccwsparks  6 months ago

    How do I know my youth is all spent? / My get up and go has got up and went, / But in spite of it all I’m able to grin / When I think of the places my get up has been…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuAUG-AxweQ

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    Night-Gaunt49  6 months ago

    Looks like his get-up-and-go got up and died.

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    x_Tech  6 months ago

    My get up and go didn’t even make it out of bed.

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    I think I see one of your problems, Earl…

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  6 months ago

    Four or five those he’ll have to get and go.

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    My get up and go still works. Just a lot slower than it used to (and the transmission jerks).

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    CalLadyQED  6 months ago

    Literally no energy (calories) and hormone stimulation. He clearly doesn’t want any getup and go that comes in a bottle.

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    poopsypoo Premium Member 6 months ago

    NO!!! A real come with the sugar AND the caffeine!!!! That picks me up every time & I’m 69!!!

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    poopsypoo Premium Member 6 months ago

    I actually meant a real COKE!!!! With sugar & caffeine!!! I didn’t check it before I put it forward!

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    Patrick Osterbrink  6 months ago

    You should have gotten primed with some Viagra a half-hour ago, Earl and been ready for this moment.

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