At that age, Earl hasn’t your “get-up-and-go” gotten up and went?
You need caffeine Earl. Better have a Jolt Cola.
“Bold, Devil-may-care bravado”? (I could go for a 7Up, Sprite, or Sierra Mist personally.)
“That WAS my second choice.”
Diet Coke is the worst, but caffeine free? Forget it.
Cold water tastes better! And it is habit forming
“My get up and go got up and went”!
“Yes, I’d like some get up and go. And while you’re up, bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.”
Well drink the fluid Earl……then you will have to get up and go !
I do not think that Earl could handle any oomph.
Earls is having one of those days….doesn’t know what he really wants….maybe if Opal lit a fire under his……
living dangerous , that earl
Mountain Dew will do ya!
I sympathize with Earl, sometimes I can spend an hour just waiting for the “get up” to kick in. “Go” takes longer.
When somebody asks me if I need anything, I say “I need to earn a living without having to work.”
Diet soda = chemical soup!
Sounds like Earl needs the caffeine!
Oh Earl I am right there with you….
How do I know my youth is all spent? / My get up and go has got up and went, / But in spite of it all I’m able to grin / When I think of the places my get up has been…
Looks like his get-up-and-go got up and died.
My get up and go didn’t even make it out of bed.
I think I see one of your problems, Earl…
Four or five those he’ll have to get and go.
My get up and go still works. Just a lot slower than it used to (and the transmission jerks).
Literally no energy (calories) and hormone stimulation. He clearly doesn’t want any getup and go that comes in a bottle.
NO!!! A real come with the sugar AND the caffeine!!!! That picks me up every time & I’m 69!!!
I actually meant a real COKE!!!! With sugar & caffeine!!! I didn’t check it before I put it forward!
You should have gotten primed with some Viagra a half-hour ago, Earl and been ready for this moment.