Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 15, 2021

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    Antiyonder  3 months ago

    M. Night Shyamalan feels like he’s missing out on something and it’s driving him crazy.

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    TheBetterYouTuberNamedLogan  3 months ago

    oh yeah, it’s big brain time

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    codycab  3 months ago

    “Suckers! I would have gone for 20!”

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    ericbrower  3 months ago

    Max has a promising future in politics.

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    Dirty Dragon  3 months ago

    It might be good ‘politics’ with the kids in the class, but as a debate tactic… I think changing the question is an automatic disqualification.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    way to uphand Phoebe there, Maxo

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    That would mean your school day would last 15 minutes longer.

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    Averagemoe  3 months ago

    He knows that no one is going to listen to him, so he can pretty much say whatever he wants.

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    kaykeyser  3 months ago

    I don’t think that’s how debates go Max. You generally pick different sides. But that is how you win over an audience.

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    Zoomydid Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nice one, Max!

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    andacar  3 months ago

    I thought he might point out that if recess was longer they would have to go home later.

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    That’s the kind of argument that would “wooo” the audience!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    My vote is for Max! But that was a dirty move.

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    mistie710  3 months ago

    I blame the teacher. She should have given a better clarification of the topic.

    Max wins this one!

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    Wichita1.0  3 months ago

    I proposed this at work and got a note on my personnel file…

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    owenwolf_76  3 months ago

    OK…so when did they start teaching PoliSci in grade school. There is no way that even Max came up with that.

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    scyphi26  3 months ago

    Wow, Max is already five steps ahead of everybody here.

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    CaveCat87  3 months ago

    Wow, Max actually pulled a Bait-and-Switch right there when he said, “Recess shouldn’t be five minutes longer”, before adding that it should be 15 minutes longer.

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    daleandkristen  3 months ago

    SECURITY!!!! Please escort Ric Flair out the nearest exit…..

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    fuzzybritches  3 months ago

    Now, imagine if the trade for 5’ longer, or 15’ longer, was to add up all those increments and add the appropriate number of days at the end of the school year. Hmm.

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    SHEEP on gocomics!   3 months ago

    gasp! twist!!

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    AlfredJr.Hall  3 months ago

    Max, your fly is open. Or that’s your trousers on the floor? It fell off you.

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    nsr60  3 months ago

    So where do you two stand on the minimum wage?

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    Night-Gaunt49  3 months ago

    Make recess shorter but have 2 of them 15 minutes each.

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