Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 18, 2019

In the immortal words of Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™ “How can you be a bouncer when you don’t have arms?”

It made more sense when he was talking to Murry the skull.

“Pronk.” Good one, Ms. Simpson. That’s another amusing word you added just like the goblins’ “blart” and the candy-breathing dragon Todd’s “rar.”

Next comes the list where literally no one’s name is on it.

But what protected the clubhouse from the swarm of onlookers before Marigold and Phoebe arrived? The pixies can probably handle shielding it and let them enjoy themselves.

Never figured you for a pronker, Mari, but then who ever knew?

It must be serious, Marigold used a contraction.

Marigold Heavenly Nostrils spoke a contraction! Batten down the hatches!

I couldn’t find one of Pinkie Pie :( so here’s a pronking antelope instead: https://youtu.be/16p_p86iJwQ

Mmkay, now, didn’t they come here to discuss more about the parallel universe/time travel prank from earlier?

Obviously a hand-lettered piece of cardboard that says “No boys/girls allowed” isn’t going to work. Though come to think of it, a talkng piece of cardboard might attract even MORE attention.

A clubhouse is a place where, if you have to go there, they have to let you in……..

Pixies did a fair job after all.

Just as I expected, the fancy stuff is more trouble than its worth.

Maybe they can get a troll or goblin to protect the place?

Dana must dream this stuff up in her sleep!!

Poke + bounce = Pronk?! Sounds good to me.

Tonking when a unicorn gooses you with their horn.

To pronk, or not to pronk … that is the question!