Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 18, 2019


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    Averagemoe  2 months ago

    In the immortal words of Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™ “How can you be a bouncer when you don’t have arms?”

    It made more sense when he was talking to Murry the skull.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    “Pronk.” Good one, Ms. Simpson. That’s another amusing word you added just like the goblins’ “blart” and the candy-breathing dragon Todd’s “rar.”

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    codycab  2 months ago

    Next comes the list where literally no one’s name is on it.

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    joegarret  2 months ago

    But what protected the clubhouse from the swarm of onlookers before Marigold and Phoebe arrived? The pixies can probably handle shielding it and let them enjoy themselves.

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    Troglodyte  2 months ago

    Never figured you for a pronker, Mari, but then who ever knew?

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    aardvark138  2 months ago

    It must be serious, Marigold used a contraction.

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    eddi_tbh  2 months ago

    I sense a loud bang and a orbiting treehouse coming soon.

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    Granwy  2 months ago

    Marigold Heavenly Nostrils spoke a contraction! Batten down the hatches!

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    BenBerlin  2 months ago

    I couldn’t find one of Pinkie Pie :( so here’s a pronking antelope instead:

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    scyphi26  2 months ago

    Mmkay, now, didn’t they come here to discuss more about the parallel universe/time travel prank from earlier?

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    DDrazen  2 months ago

    Obviously a hand-lettered piece of cardboard that says “No boys/girls allowed” isn’t going to work. Though come to think of it, a talkng piece of cardboard might attract even MORE attention.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    A clubhouse is a place where, if you have to go there, they have to let you in……..

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    tjimlee  2 months ago

    Pixies did a fair job after all.

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    Darwinskeeper  2 months ago

    Just as I expected, the fancy stuff is more trouble than its worth.

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    asrialfeeple  2 months ago

    Maybe they can get a troll or goblin to protect the place?

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    Sneaker  2 months ago

    Dana must dream this stuff up in her sleep!!

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    dragonbite  2 months ago

    Poke + bounce = Pronk?! Sounds good to me.

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    Night-Gaunt49  2 months ago

    Tonking when a unicorn gooses you with their horn.

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    rgcviper  2 months ago

    To pronk, or not to pronk … that is the question!

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