In his case, it will be “lunching” a relief fake, and the paper towels will be for what he spills.
He’s sending paper towels to Alabama.
And now HE is claiming all the credit for the Weather Service Warnings to the Bahamas, and claiming that HE saved hundreds of lives! SERIOUSLY!!!!
He has already dedicated a golf game or two to the relief efforts. What a guy.
The goodies come only after the medicine aka Donnie’s weather forecast. Follow the Sharpie drawn cone of ire dive bombing the Washington Post. America doesn’t need a Deep State but rather a Deep Throat forecasting the next mental breakdown.
As long they are not use.
Flashback: Hurricane Maria 2017.
He (or his infallible gut) knows more than scientists and meteorologists. They look to him for accuracy. /s
I would like to compliment the brave, selfless first responders who so gallantly helped the people of Alabama recover from the depredations forced upon them by Dorian.
Latest news indicates that this is Trump’’s “new” Military strategy to “win” in Afghanistan. Seems that, in Trump’s mind, the Taliban is in dire need of paper towels. So, if he provides that commodity to them, we’ll, oops, I mean, he’ll, win! Pompeo and Bolton are fully on board (they don’t want to contradict the Boss).
At least he’s not hand delivering tampons to the ladies.
Looks more like a paunch than a launch.