Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 16, 2016
Zebra: What are you doing? Larry: Me gonna crush you head wid lamp. Zebra: But why? Isn't there enough discord in the world already? Larry: Discord? Zebra: You don't know what discord means? Larry: Dis cord is attached to dis lamp? Zebra: No. Larry: Dis cord should be wrapped around you neck?