Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2016
Rat: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: Playing with my Disney figurines. I always use my right hand to play with Dumbo. And my left hand to play with Snow White. Rat: What about Bambi over there? Pig: I can play with Bambi with either my left hand or my right. Rat: Why's that? Pig: I'm bambidextrous. Rat: Make it stop.