Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2016
November 08, 2016
November 10, 2016
Goat: What do you think happens to pigs when they die?
Pig: They go to heaven.
Goat: Because pigs are good and deserve eternal happiness?
Pig: Because it can't be heaven without bacon.
Goat: So much for their happiness.
Pig: We take one for the team.