Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2016
Pig: I hear you've taken up cooking. Rat: Yeah, how hard can it be to follow a recipe? They give some precise measurement. You follow it exactly. And boom. You have a dish. "Add a pinch of salt A dash of oregano A tad of pepper A hint of garlic A smidgen of ginger And a dollop of cream" Rat: Someone's messing with me.