Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2016
Rat: Who are you? Man: Humor police. From now on, I'll be deciding what's funny and what's not. Pig: What do you think is funny? Man: Everything. As long as it doesn't involve race, ethnicity, religion, politics, sexual orientation, gender, transgender, obscenity, body-shaming, age-ism, the disabled, little people, vegetarians, the gluten-intolerant, opinions, truth, or cruelty to dolphins. Rat: Wouldn't it be quicker to list the jokes we can make? Man: The chicken crossing the road one. Pig: Hahahahahahaha I love that one!